bathsterbating

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked

Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"

by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

norman bates

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

Gill Bates

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.

That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.

by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020