bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself

“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory”

by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023

Batesy

Used to discribe out a chav, scally or general lout

"Look at Batesy over then swigin' a stella in his Nova"

or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"

by MWrench November 12, 2007

batey

penis with ears

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

Batey

Batey, meaning obvious trick or prank, the person that falls for a 'batey' is gullable or niave, in my personal experience they are usually fat or spotty.

'To fall for a Batey' meaning to fall for an obvious prank or trick.

by JA1 January 6, 2008

Batey

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

by Shawn Batey August 4, 2007

batey

morgin rader iz gay and he likes little
boiys

by john batey January 30, 2003