Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019

Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.

by jayflowtheILL.one July 29, 2012

Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted

"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008

wasted basted

wasted as fuck at Quinnipiac University

I was so wasted basted last night and got written up.

by jakab October 25, 2007

basted

basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted

1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.

2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.

by Cooner c-town August 13, 2010

Shit Basted

To be basted in shit, typically that of their own creation, as a method of humiliation.

Guys, come watch Adil getting shit basted over here.

by Tim Allen 2.0 April 29, 2021