basement tan

the pale and milky consistancy one's skin retains after a summer spent playing games on the basement computer

"Check out that kid's basement tan, he most not get out much"

by harold webster June 1, 2006

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

Repainting the Basement

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.

I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.

by hubiedubie February 7, 2013

Lauren's basement

This meme originated from the Voltron: Legendary Defender fandom when one of the voice actors, specifically Jeremy Shada, accidentally spills a spoiler. Then, someone started a meme that Lauren Montgomery, one of the executive staff, is going to lock Jeremy up in her basement to prevent him from saying anything more. So now, whenever someone from the show spills a spoiler, fans say that they're going to get locked up in Lauren's basement.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched the interview between the main casts of Voltron?

Person 2: I did. Jeremy's going to go back to Lauren's basement again.

by ExceedingTheWordLimitBeLikeWai August 2, 2018

Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.

The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.

by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014