barreled

getting inside the hollow part of a breaking wave. you are completely covered by the wave but it does not touch you.

dude i just got totally barreled, i was so deep!

by tobiasnessnis August 27, 2009

double-barrelled snotgun

The mucous-filled nose of someone suffering from a particularly bad cold.

"Yuk! Check the double-barrelled snotgun on that guy."

"I wouldn't fancy getting blasted from that twatmonger's double-barrelled snotgun."

by Bellser August 3, 2006

barkable

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.

Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*

by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.

Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy

by Barkable March 24, 2021

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Getting Barreled

When you go to a Cracker Barrel and eat, usually ending in extremely explosive diarrhea, intense stomach pains, and projectile vomit.

Last week when we were getting barreled, Joe puked in the parking lot.

by joebiden69444 October 4, 2021

Barrassed

To be barrassed.

To be so utterly embarrassed that you cannot actually speak any words to express the embarrassment. Usually comes from young children and adults alike when they are found to have done something silly and innocent like put on their pants the wrong way round.

Annabelle was so barrassed when she realised that she forgot her pants yesterday.

Oh.. I be barrassed for her.

by El be barrassed August 17, 2009