Barley's Beat 

When the location you are currently at is dead and donezo, so it's time to take the partay elsewhere.

Chumbo 1: Hey this is low key boring.
Chumbo 2: Yeah you right, Barley's beat, let's mob.

Barley's Beat by GarbageManPhatThang May 4, 2019

Barne's Test 

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

Barne's Test by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Barner's Law 

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages

After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.

Barner's Law by theCroweeffect July 17, 2010

Barneys 

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

Barneys by Maybelline October 22, 2007

barneys weiner 

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

barneys weiner by barney bros March 6, 2020

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021