barner

A simpleton. Most support themselves by robbing graves and perfoming smutty acts with various farm animals in freak shows around the Southeast. Most look like Nick Nolte after a hard night of drinking.

Look at that barner rape that chicken!

by D.O. 1 December 24, 2008

barner

Reference by a toothless inbred to a person with class and a quality education who attended Auburn University.

That danged ole confounded looser is a barner.

by Buster April 22, 2003

barner

A word used by a toothless inbred, that is mistaken that the universe does not revovle around football as it WAS played back in the day of Bahr Brynt, as a feeble attempt to insult a person with a quality education from Auburn University.

Over yonder sets a barner. I hates them loosers.

by Buster April 22, 2003

barner

Term used by toothless inbred Bamanek's as a feebble attempt to insult insult a person with a quality education from Auburn University, who do not beleive as they do that the universe revovles around football as it WAS played BACK the days of Bahr Brynt.

Look the barners have won another game over the BamaNeks and their idiot coach, he will likely get a brick through his window now!

by M Williams October 10, 2005

Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages

After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.

by theCroweeffect July 17, 2010

barnier

A family that lives in the 1930's

That family eats dinner earlier like a barnier.

by Jap.003 July 7, 2017

baneernaneer

the sound an air guitartest makes while flailing his/her arms while acting like Pete Townsend of The Who

He was jumping around with his imaginary guitar singing baneernaneer

by Anon October 9, 2003