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farbitration

Court-wranglings regarding long distances.
Farbitration gets even more complicated if you hafta keep converting between standard and metric length-measurements --- i.e., miles or kilometers.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.
One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.
If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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tarbitration

Being run out of town on a rail after being slathered with pine-pitch and having feathers adhered to you by da enraged locals.
Even as cruel as da King and Duke had been to Huckleberry Finn and Jim, Huck still felt sorry to see them being subjected to tarbitration.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
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alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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