bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

bastages

bastages is another word for basterd

bastages...

by aminopatropilis April 16, 2003

Chinchilla Bastage

A person who is a dumbass and/or complete imbosile

Shut up you chinchilla bastage

Chinchilla Bastage!

by Grundle December 4, 2004

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

Bastage

1. A name put after a random animal or random vechicle.

2. Used instead of Amen after a prayer

3. So be it.

4. Nickname, put after adjetive.

1. You Chincilla Bastage!! You Charter Bus Bastage

2. Dear God thank you for our food. Bastage.

3.Bastage!!

4. Furry Bastage!
Gay Bastage!

by ChesMcD December 6, 2004

you bastarded

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

by garbage day October 3, 2006

bastages

bastages, fargin guys, all explain the higgins family

ratsy, you bastages

by lucky December 10, 2003