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canalingus

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.
by floorwax June 23, 2009
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Bunalingus

The fetish of performing oral sex on another persons ass
OH, Dean, Laura went down on me and gave me a little bunalingus... GOLD!
by cp98ak February 24, 2010
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Canalingus

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.
"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."
by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014
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analingus

Analingus is basically cunnilingus, but for the anus. Analingus is just another term for eating ass!
"I gave your girlfriend analingus on my couch!"
by virgin_loser2007 November 23, 2021
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bumalingus

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
by M.J.T. April 9, 2008
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babylingus

Licking a crowning baby's head; ie, as it's being born
When my wife gave birth to my first child I was present to perform the loving act of babylingus.
by rawbbie November 4, 2011
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balingus

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!
by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
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