by 2k20 March 19, 2020
Get the off ball defense mug.The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
by JoeManX January 23, 2010
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