balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

balkans

The Balkans is another way to describe southeast Europe. The region has a combined area of 728,000 km² and a population of around 53 million.The region's name comes from the Balkan mountains which run through the centre of Bulgaria into eastern Serbia.

The region's principal nationalities in the balkans are:
Greeks 11.5 million
Turks 9.2 million (European part of Turkey, Istanbul)
Serbs and Montenegrins 8.9 million
Bulgarians 7 million
Albanians 6 million (2 million of them living in Kosovo, Serbia)
Croats 4.5 million
Bosnians 2.4 million
Macedonians 1.4 million

by Dragan December 28, 2005

balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

by Istok March 23, 2007

balika

Descendants of the Gods also known as a family, united as one and indestructible, sexy as hell and cocky, they are also unleashed party animals!

A party isn't right without a Balika

by Balika January 27, 2014

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

baldkaeyauwu

my really cool mutual who i appreciate even though they made fun of me that one time

have you seen baldkaeyauwu’s new video???

by toweliesupporter June 24, 2021

Balkar

A fun-loving, sweet and caring guy who deserves better in life. "Will break your bed but not your heart" kind of person. If you loving this guy, then get ready to receive truckloads of care and affection in return. Guy with the most beautiful brown eyes and the sexiest back on earth. Not only is he having a gorgeous personality, but also holds the capability to make someone fall in love with them at first sight. If you ever find someone with this name, be blessed because they are your constant ones.

Is that Balkar? Oh, I think I fell in love!

by Choke me bite me November 23, 2021