bikesexual

A person who only has sex with people who ride bikes. Alternately, a person who is turned on by bikes and bike culture, specifically in a sexual way.

Not only does that hottie at the coffee shop ride a fixie, but she's totally bikesexual. I can't wait to show her my ride!

by joshuadallman August 3, 2007

bikosexual

Cycling enthusiasts that enjoy dressing in common cycling attire, primarily wanna be road cyclists i.e Tour de France types. Bikosexuals enjoy adorning themselves in spandex shorts with butt pads, brightly colored spandex shirts, aerodynamic helmets with cute little rear view mirrors attached, cycling gloves and specialty cycling shoes that look like slippers or ballet shoes.

I was late for the meeting because I got stuck behind a group of bikosexuals that were blocking traffic.

by buttpad October 18, 2010

Bandsexual

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).

Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!

by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Baesexual

When you are sexually attracted to bae and the sex of bae doesn't matter.

Are you Straight, Gay or Bi?
"I'm Baesexual, does that really matter?"

by @YoSkylerSeymour June 20, 2016

bansexual

please ban mayy from holy

it's a 13 yr old with no life pleaseplsplsplspslslspl shiki is simping for her and shiki might catch a case so please ban-

mayy: so shiki what sexuality are you

shiki: bansexual

mayy: whats that

shiki: im banning u

by stupidfuckingewhore October 26, 2020

Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009