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baget

a word that, when used as a last name signifies a person who watches a great deal of furry child porn
tom: hi im tom baget
frank: fuck you you horrible child furry porn enthusiast
by doctor Mr very smart man March 11, 2019
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Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013
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Basetip

A tiny penis. Usually found on babies or Asian men. The penis lacks a shaft, consisting of just the base and the tip, hence the name.
Hey Julie how was your date with that filipino dude?
It was ok but he had a basetip so i told him he could put his balls inside to make him feel better
by Daxxination7 September 28, 2011
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baetitude

She showed baetitude throughout the chemo session.
by Izrhel Farrell March 14, 2015
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Bagtivity

An act that helps you secure the bag
Omar and Jackson had the most bagtivity after they secured a check.
by Omarion Webster June 11, 2018
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Baget

A baget is someone who's face doesn't look to good but body does. The word baget basically means putting a bag on someone's head

Manly use when talking to friends
Chris: OMG this chick last night was a total baget

Jess: that guy is such a baget
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.
Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!
by Russ05 May 13, 2005
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