Columbia Adventist Academy

A school operated by a few rich families, and you get graded off of a forced and/or faked relationship with the cult and where the politically left and right clash under the guidance of the Adventist cult

are you going to Columbia Adventist Academy? No, i dont enjoy the rich people grading me off of my relationship with a deity and being insulted by a certain staff member :(

by Official_JoeBiden October 6, 2022

badvertising

Created by Jacob and Adam, badvertise is the act of bad advertising or false advertising. It also means the bad things aren't being advertised.

Commercial: Matt is straight.
Jacob: That's badvertising.

by AtrayZ November 28, 2005

Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.

"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."

by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014

seventh day adventist

Most boring christian denomination ever cant do anything except read the bible on friday nights until saturday sunset which ruins your whole weekend no jewelry e.g earings,pierceings,necklaces etc. Ellen White is god to them. Mostly vegetarians but some eat meat but its very limited cannot eat pork,shrimp,lobster,ham, and the list goes on.

hey!! its friday sunset turn off the TV!! no internet no playing outside come home and read the bible!! were Seventh day adventists goddamnit

by J.V.N June 28, 2007

badvertising

Noun - the act of advertising badly.

Examples: Framily Plan (Sprint), Satisfries (Burger King)

I can't believe they thought they'd get my money with that badvertising!

by movethatnoun June 11, 2014

badvertisment

A shitty excuse for an ad.

What a badvertisment, there's a ugly bitch trying to sell me her shit.

by kajsnaskjd February 23, 2015