Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Ah you know, just some weekend bauchery. Booked my flights for next week, made a new filing system on my laptop , went to the garden centre to buy a new bonsai tree after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, and then did the washing up.'

by The Human Bauch May 25, 2018

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badchen

A Jewish jester or entertainer.

The Badchen made me snort like a piggy laughing

by Chrissy momma February 24, 2022

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Badutchess

A word used to let people know that a situation is urgent

John: Jimmy what’s going on?
Jimmy: A BADUCTHESS!!!
John: OH GOD!!!!!

Jimmy: BADUTCHESS BADUCTHESS LETS GO!!!

by JerryLongBottomTheThirdEsquire April 9, 2023

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Baruched

When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.

It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.

I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.

by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025

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