The Backyarder

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.

Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"

by Nut Zach March 23, 2008

Backrode Bomb Squad

otherwise known as the bBs. A notorious Houston gang with many rankings and authorities whose arch rival is the sbb otherwis known as the Southback Ballz.

bBs Fo life...or dont mess with the Backrode Bomb Squad.

by bBs TonoVicious October 1, 2007

Backgreaseteria

The greasy feeling one's fingertips acquire as a byproduct of a good backne harvest.

Damn Sam! I can't even open a damn starburst cuz of this fuckin' backgreaseteria! Hey, man... Pass that shit!

-THAT guy

by Sixcarboncompound October 7, 2009

backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw

guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.

by Mr.mister November 6, 2012

backorderable

Describing an item which can be ordered via the backdoor.

I know a guy that has some backorderable weed.

by AgentEscher September 30, 2015

backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.

Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"

by Terdz October 6, 2020

Backgreased

Spitting on a ugly girls back because you wasn't physically able to climax because of her looks

I tried my best I couldn't do it so I backgreased her and got the hell out of Dodge.

by Dirty fireworks May 28, 2022