two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.

"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'

by keifermail August 22, 2008

baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.

"You Baby Backed Bitch!"

by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

silver backed ape

A dude who is quick to go ape shit and is easily pissed off without warning. This dude goes quietly about his day then goes wild unexpectedly. Similarly seen in nature when a real silver backed ape is lazing about within the jungle until some tiny thing unexpectedly sets him off. Stay clear!

Nick totally became a silver backed ape when he saw his old girlfriend with a new dude.

by KEY WEST CHICK April 12, 2019

Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.

"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

by PandaFace April 1, 2007