babysitting

The sexual act of defecating into another person's anus which is followed by the other person defecating back into the first person's anus.

I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to get me to try babysitting.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

babysitting

Owing something to the orignal meaning of the word, in computer-speak this refers to a computer process-- such as the installation of new software-- which the installer cannot or dare not leave, because the installation is not fully automatic and might require input from the installer during the install.

Computer Geek 1: "Lets go grab a Starucks, want to?"

Computer Geek 2: "Can't. I'm installing new software."

Computer Geek 1: "Oh, just let it install itself, automatically."

Computer Geek 2: "No, this software requires some heavy babysitting."

by david lincoln brooks June 20, 2007

babysitting

the act of suffocating a baby due to over stressing the babies lungs from prolongued time under some one who may be over the age of twelve or above

I was babysitting and the baby died

by Meat blender March 22, 2022

Babysitting

When your docking with another man and you cum into his cock hole

Roger was babysitting my kids after we docked and I came in his cock

by Bildo baggins March 7, 2023

Babysitting

In platform fighters, the act of being just out of range of someone recovering back to stage to capitalize on a punishable option or attack attempt

I was trying to recover but he was babysitting me until I used my Up-B.

by MalakaiESP July 29, 2023

Babysitting

Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.

Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.

by markflavin April 17, 2024

Babysitting

When a person holds a vape in their hand but doesn’t let anyone hit it.

Chase: *Has Vape in hand

Jackson: does anyone have a vape ; Chase is babysitting

by Rippasbisc February 2, 2025