baby shower

(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.

"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*

by theneverbird July 12, 2012

baby shower

The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.

Since my wife is pregnant, I give her baby showers all the time.

by Ben Ille December 9, 2011

Baby Shower

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.

Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!

by Rooster2188 November 5, 2009

baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

by DMasSC November 2, 2007

Baby Shower

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

by xul8tr July 29, 2008

couples baby shower

A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.

A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.

Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.

Oh honey, come to the baby shower! Look the invite says its a couples baby shower.

by Not tcope September 25, 2013

Baby Shower

When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.

Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!

by Leongabriel June 15, 2013