by JoeVandal September 8, 2003
Get the Nipple to Breast Ratio (N.B.R.) mug.B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
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Nota bene is a Latin phrase, often used after a paragraph to give an extra importance to a particular idea or thought.
Also could be written as: NB
Nota bene is a Latin phrase, often used after a paragraph to give an extra importance to a particular idea or thought.
Also could be written as: NB
" ________________
_______ _______
___________ ___ Bla Bla Bla "
N.B. this applies to yearly members only.
_______ _______
___________ ___ Bla Bla Bla "
N.B. this applies to yearly members only.
by TaGGaT December 20, 2008
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Step 2) Send a mesaage that says “s/b/n”
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Get the s/b/n mug.A.B.N means Assholes By Nature, created by the rap artist Trae. A.B.N is featured in many of his songs. A.B.N is not a bad thing to be, when your bitch acts up just go abn on her ass.
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