Btec

Btec is a shit version of a person music or a game or anything else.

BTEC PUPG

by Hairline is X June 1, 2018

Btech Boy

1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko

1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

Btech

A substitute for toilet paper.

As in: "we seem to have run out of toilet paper" ; "it's OK, use that Btech certificate"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.

I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong

by Nimrod June 14, 2016

BTEC ICT student

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'

A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'

BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'

by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009

BTEC Posh Cunt

1. A person who believes they are superior to others despite their lack of common sense

2. A person who tries to convince others that their BTEC course is worth at least 5 A Levels

Hey have you heard Lisa boasting about her McDonald's apprenticeship?

Wow, what a BTEC posh cunt.

by buttowies June 6, 2018

BTEC Ben

BTEC College student who doesn’t shut up.

Shut up BTEC Ben!

by Samjxrvis May 30, 2018