happy aztec

Ejaculating into the chocolate fountain at your friend's wedding.

Dewd! I wouldn't dip that. Chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.

by Girl Talk October 29, 2008

Aztec

The people who pwned Mexico before white trash came along. Best known as creators of the Aztec pyramid, chocolate, and the pinata. Yes, they invented chocolate. Spain found it and stole it.

Sadly, all that remains is a few of their towns, and pyramids. The Aztec people are no more.

by Taylor R May 31, 2006

Aztec stadium

Home stadium for Mexico's Soccer team located in Mexico City at thousands of feet above feet level and a lot of smog. Many concerts and big events are held there as well. Soccer teams American and Atlante also play there.
Has a capacity of 115,412 people.

Mexico has won 96% of the matches played at Aztec Stadium

by joseluismb March 29, 2005

Aztec Rex

A sexual move so 'shocking' it moves mountains and moves people to new heights. If you give aztec rex to someone they wont forget it. Said to cause the recipient to make a dinosaur like roar and wake up on top of you.

it was rumoured to be the cause of the aztecs dying out!

Also see shocker

Dave "How was last night"
Eric "Aztec Rex made an appearance and i woke up with her straddling me, so id say pretty good"

by pegleg123 May 14, 2009

aztec high school

stuck up with know it all teachers that got shot up in 2017 cause they dont know how to defend themselves

boy: what school do you go to

girl: aztec high school
boy: isnt that the school that got shot up in 2017

girl: yup

by girlthatusedtogothere October 5, 2020

El Azteco

Located in East Lansing, Mi, it is known as one of the greatest Mexican restaurants in the country. Particularly renowned for its salsa. Affectionately known as "El Az" for short.

Person 1: Damn, this burrito is good.

Person 2: Of course it is. It's from El Azteco.

by Spartangal22 June 22, 2010

Aztec Flamethrower

Occurs when visiting Mexico, most commonly for a Cancun-esque spring break trip, after a few days of heavy partying and accidental water consumption you think performing an anal pyrotechnics show would be a great idea. Feeling the onset of that morning's all-inclusive's taco bar, you summon your fellow partiers, grab a lighter, drop your pants and assume the position. Only too late do you realize the error of your decision as the massive shart ignites covering your innocent onlookers with flaming Moteuczoman Napalm.

Half the varsity Lacrosse team, and two cheerleaders are in the Mt. Popocatepetl Hospital in Mexico City with 3rd degree burns on 60 percent of their bodies, After the Lacrosse Captain accidentally blasted them all with an Aztec Flamethrower!

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011