Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

paul-antoine

Paul-Antoine is the best person in the world - maybe the universe. He is kind, attractive, sensitive, cute, sexy, intelligent, wise, respectful, driven, always motivated, generous, interesting, ..... And obviously he has a massive cock! He is the kind of person you can't help but fall in love with.

-Hey whats your name?
-Paul-Antoine
- Marry me

by Omegamalt_Simon March 10, 2017

Antoinette

A person of impeccable taste, sophisticated yet not pretentious. Appreciates the finer things in like like art, theatre and giving people wet willies. Most likely the person you wish you were, but are to lazy to be. A lady with enough charisma and motivation to get things done that an army of simple men cannot manage to do.

Microwave dinners again? I wish I had more energy to cook something. Where's Antoinette

by princess fee April 1, 2009

Antoine Henri Jomini

Jomini was a major general in the Napoleonic’s army and later in the Russian army of Alexander I, and one of the most celebrated writers on the Napoleonic art of war. He also organized the militia of the Helvetic Republic. He published a total of 27 books on modern warfare. His most significant of works was his 1838 Précis de l'art de la guerre (Summary of the Art of War). According to the historian John Shy, Jomini "deserves the dubious title of founder of modern strategy.” He suggested 4 fundamental rules for when in battle: one, move one’s forces to bear upon the enemy’s most important points and disrupt communications without placing one’s own force in a vulnerable position; two, instead of bringing one’s own forces to bear all the enemy’s force, concentrate on just one part of the enemy’s force; three, determine the decisive point of the battlefield and the enemy’s force to maneuver one’s forces against it; and four, when concentrating mass upon decisive points, do so quickly and in a well timed and coordinated maneuver. One of the key principles to Jominian thought was the idea of maintaining the initiative. If a general had control of his forces, he could force his opponent to react to his wishes achieving a strategic initiative.

"Logistics comprises the means and arrangements which work out the plans of strategy and tactics. Strategy decides where to act; logistics brings the troops to this point." - Antoine Henri Jomini

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Autoimmune disease

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.

by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

Antoine

1) a talented, extraordinary man that can often flip off walls, skateboard, dance, and run like lightning; 2) a guy named Antoine attracts all the ladies with his mad looks; 3) he is the epitome of greatness; 4) he is reliable, a great friend, and everyone likes him; 5) everyone knows Antoine; 6) the nicest guy in the world!

everyone: "Look, it's Antoine. Is he a beast or a man?"
the ladies: "Man, I want me some hot chocolate. I got to get me some Antoine!"

by Genevieve88 March 21, 2009