Autopilot

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend

Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!

by Buckassmurdoch August 25, 2013

Autopilot

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.

Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot

by MonkeyMan91 March 8, 2012

Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

autopilot

Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?

by cafiend March 27, 2008

autopilot

something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

autopilot slut

a girl who flirts and leads on almost every guy she talks to, whether she means to or not.

"jen, why were you flirting with my boyfriend?"
"i didn't mean to! it's not my fault, i'm an autopilot slut"

by emx15 January 1, 2012

Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.

You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.

by puertorican120 July 20, 2012