Assaf

The definition of genius, just the smartest person to ever touch this earth

This Assaf is so fucking smart, I just want to push him against the wall and rip his clothes off.

by Mrcapalilbit November 22, 2021

Amir Assaf

A man who has sexual intercourse with his friends mom (Kim). Amir is A hard working man at the basics when he’s not getting bunned off the shatta pen. He likes making fun of fat kids named Jacob, Dave and Matt.

Yo Amir Assaf hows Kim doing.
Great we just got married and fucked on our honeymoon while matt watched like a dog

by Tinkerbells warm scrotum January 5, 2020

Assafaccio

Noun. Italian for "Assface".

Variations: Assafaccione

Note: It's fake Italian, obviously.

Siete un assafaccio.

Eng: "You are an assface"

by Munaf March 6, 2005

Assafs

An Arabic family based in the Hill Area. Infamously known for creating unbelievably loud background noise during Minecraft cake wars.

Julian "Marcus I have food for you"
Marcus "Sorry JV I can't hear you over these FUCKING ASSAFS IN THE BACKGROUND"

by THE BIGGER FRASER June 4, 2019

Ausaaf

Good person but is B4 at league of legends trust me. The kind of guy who is never online. And knows how to feed on league very well.

Random Person: That guy is feeding.
R1 Person: Yeah he is such an ausaaf.

by Ausaaf April 8, 2020

Aussify

An occasion when the Australian accent makes a word, phrase, sentence, or entire dialogue indecipherable to non-Australians.

other variations: Aussified; Aussifiable

"You Aussified that entire sentence, I couldn't understand one word."
He tends to Aussify everything to an extreme, foreigners cannot understand him.

by mybroslilsis91 February 18, 2019

ASSAFIST

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011