autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

alcography

The art-form of taking photographs while being extremely under the influence of alcohol. does not matter what you take a picture of because you are drunk lol.

Hey lets go to the pub, get shitfaced and go do some alcography during the night.

by ShanoHZ-8 July 26, 2009

Alfography

To learn your ABC'S and about the world at the same time.

"ok children, its time to learn alfography"

by ASDFGHJKLL;' November 1, 2016

Armography

Moving your arms around your body while keeping your torso and legs stationary to give the illusion that you are actually dancing.

Britney Spears only uses armography in her post baby music videos.

by Estaban3454 April 24, 2011

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009