ADHD

A day in the life with ADHD:

1. Wake up

2. Go back to sleep

3. Wake up again

4. Sprint across a corridor

5. Look for food but end up staring at a tree

6. Stare at the tree for another 30 minutes

7. Forget about your food

8. Walk back into the room and suddenly remember to eat.

9. I forgot.

10. OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!

I don’t know what to say with this but ADHD is- OMG ITS A CLOUD!!!!

by Kdudecrazy November 24, 2021

adhd

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, the most over diagnosed and at the same time unrecognized disorder of 'em all. Most kids who are diagnosed with it, don't have it they just don't have parents that parent them. So they get prescriptions when they feel like focusing, but then the kids who really do have it have to pop pills every morning to normal out and when they forget too and try and apologize, people don't take them seriously cause of all the fake kids with it.

Billy must have ADHD because he can never focus
No ma'am, you just need to limit his mountain dew.

by Gabe Means May 19, 2008

ADDHD

Attention Deficit Disorder in High Definition

Dude he is so hyper, he must either be ADDHD or on ecstasy!

by Rickholled February 4, 2009

Chat ADHD

A form of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder that only pertains to online chatting. Very frustrating for the person on the other end who is waiting for your reply while you are playing with your cat, answering the door, or just plain spacing off. Seriously, if I stop what I am doing and walk over to chat with you had best pay attention. &*%$!!!

You have Chat ADHD if you leave people hanging waiting for a reply after you initiated the session.

by thedieselwhisperer April 17, 2011

ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.. Over diagnosed Learning disability. For those that really are ADHD it sucks. The people that are "normal" take adderall,ritalin etc to study for tests while we have to take it every fucking day just so we can sit through class without getting distracted by the lamest things.

Person without ADHD:
"I took an adderall/ritalin/concerta/strattera to study for my test thats today..I could possibly kill myself using this but who cares at least I get a good grade"
Person with ADHD:
"Get a fucking life.... I have to take it everyday so I can be normal"

by Kristi5683 November 4, 2006

ADHdar

The ability do diagnose those around you with ADHD, because of one's own diagnosis.

When asked by her friend if she thought she had ADD, Marijean replied, "Yes, you are so random at times, from my experience you must have ADD, my ADHdar is never wrong" "But I mean it in a good way"......

by Cakeballs December 28, 2010

adhd

what i have

adhd is a medical disorder, you probably should contact a medical professional, not urban dictionary

by ihfsdihaoifd September 10, 2021