attractive

A phenomenon where chemicals and pheromones are released via the human body and the human animal instincts of reproduction and the desire of ownership take precedence. Largely in-part based on the societal definition of "beautiful", as most humans would either have largely varying attractors or none at all. Most often regarded as sensory overload, as the desire is often overwhelming to the human intellect and rationale.

"So yeah, my father died last week and although it hurts I ju...."
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"DAMN. Did you see that girl? Man, she was attractive. Did you see that ass? Wow."
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"What was I saying again?"

by asdfjsdfoiasd June 27, 2009

Attackive

The act of unleashing verbal abuse upon another who angering you because they are lying and being defensive.

Nichole was attackive when her father said he was a perfect exemplary father.

by Boardgame Apostle December 16, 2020

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.

Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh

by I'm Kiki August 31, 2016

Thats Fuckin mildly attractive

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.

Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."

by T Reeezy November 23, 2009

attractiveness

Attractiveness is not necessarily synonymous with "hot." When one spots a potential partner who is "hot," the most common thought process is something along the lines of, "I want to mate with that person." With attractiveness, on the other hand, the thought process proceeds as, "I want to get to know that person intimately, then mate with him/her."

"Man, that chick is hot. I want to mate with her."

"Man, that chick has attractiveness. I want to mate with her, and I might not leave before she wakes up in the morning."

by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus October 26, 2007

Operationally Attractive

Ugly People Mingers who become attractive only because there is no other choice.
After a while the hormones adjust to the ambient level of ugliness and you can find these people 'Operationally Attractive'. All is fine until you return from the 'area of operations' to your usual life.
See also Beer Goggles

Eg:1 You're from the big city and you have to work/study out of town in hill-billy country where there is only 1 bar and only 3 girls/guys ..all with moustaches and tatoos, and hairy backs..after a few days/weeks/months (delete as appropriate) they start to look stunning Operationally Attractive.

Eg:2 Private Jones was on a 12 month tour of duty in SomewhereISTAN. At first the available women/men all looked quite Ratty with substandard looks, but after a few months they became "Operationally Atractive".....

Eg:3 My boy D who only dated gorgeous girls in London went to live and study in Nottingham..He swore abstinance for the first semester cos' the girls were all Coyote Ugly...then We didn't hear from him till the end of the summer term when he showed up with a minger under each arm like he was Hugh Hefner...They were huge and they were heffers...
We laughed him out of the neighbourhood. Since then he comes back to London every few months to re-calibrate his Radar
He has made a full recovery and is back dating only Top-totty again.

by G next door..looking after YOUR girl May 15, 2006