ass athiest

Person who does not believe in anal sex.

Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest

by coppola March 11, 2008

Irish athiest

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.

Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.

by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

athiest jesus

Jesus who doesn't believe in himself

Hey look it's athiest jesus.

by Darkonesdeath June 22, 2016

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

Athiest

An athiest is someone that consistently believes in new all time highs, in some cases basing their identity around this. Commonly used in the traditional finance and crypto space.

I don’t think that this cycle is over, I’m an athiest at heart.

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The market dumped? Doesn’t matter to me, I’m an athiest.

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I believe in god, I’m not an atheist.

But I believe in new all time highs, I’m an athiest.

by Athiest at heart October 27, 2025

athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

by lotion_god November 20, 2021

athiest

people who dont believe in gods

athiest: thank god I'm an athiest
other dood: KOWALSKI ANALYSIS

by abigcactus November 28, 2018