1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.
I hate my astard
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ome of the smartest people you'll ever meet. astruds are gifted in the arts, sciences, and mathematics alike. her projects are her passion, theres always something new shes working on. she shows you she cares in her own subtle way. shes gonna break your heart someday, but goddamn it'll be worth it.
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by super hot girl rawr xd December 4, 2021
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Orinally found in the Seekers Mantown Dictionary
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The air was so thick after Ken's fart that I felt compelled to swirl my pretzel rod into the assturd that he created.
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