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Blowjob Attendant

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
by TheKimmer April 30, 2010
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Attendance queue

Making sure everyone who arrived before you to an event has left before you, so no-one can accuse you of attending for less time. Most commonly used in regards to work or awkward social situations.
1. Work is a total attendance queue right now.

2. I'f I skip the attendance queue I will get fired for sure.
by totallynotbrendan June 16, 2011
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Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.
That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.
by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018
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Attendance Question

Question you ask your professor during class to show him or her that you show up to class regularly. Useful for grade bumps at the end of the semester.
Person A: Why'd you ask Professor Land that question if you already knew the answer?

Person B: It was an Attendance question, duh!
by Amarinthe April 7, 2010
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Flight Attendant

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman
"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"
by That Guy93 May 2, 2010
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Attending A Magic Course

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship
Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........
by Rev D July 3, 2009
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Attendance

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.
Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.
by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016
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