asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

Asspee

When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.

OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!

by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009

asspile

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

by Techno War God March 17, 2008

assparka

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

by Xplotos October 19, 2008

assphilic

One who loves ass.

He gets a boner just by looking at her ass. He's such an assphilic.

by technoforever897 August 21, 2010

Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019

Assept

When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet

Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.

Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.

by Pharm_runner January 8, 2022