assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.

by J. Malik September 19, 2005

Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

Assplosion Sundae

An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.

Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!

by AntHill206 November 19, 2011

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

by dispenser January 19, 2006

assklown

1. Noun: Someone who acts like a complete and utter moron deliberately, perhaps to get attention.
2. Adjective: One who acts likes the person described above.
3. Verb: The act of being a complete and utter moron.

1. Steve is such an assklown.
2. Steve is being so assklownish.
3. Steve was assklowning.

by LeninousMinious May 24, 2005

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms

The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.

by ccccccccccckat June 6, 2012