Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

3amo assad

The best human being to ever walk on earth, he's a good teacher and a good lover 😏.

3amo assad is love, 3amo assad is life.

by assadlover420 June 10, 2023

ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Asspapsmear

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.

After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add

by NSAssman July 2, 2016

Bashar al-Assad

A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.

Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021