assmonkey

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

by MINIxxx January 5, 2006

assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

by averhan June 27, 2009

assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004