/ass•mon•key/ -noun. cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a feminine male that exhibts homoerotic tendencies.
1. "Hey assmonkey, you don't bake potatoes in the microwave with aluminum foil." 2. "Assmonkey, you take alot of dick in your ass! Bye, you fag."
by reno419rockstar April 29, 2010
Get the assmonkeymug. From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.
by herculaneum November 23, 2006
Get the assmonkeymug. A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
by r0fl December 11, 2007
Get the assmonkeymug. by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004
Get the assmonkeymug. Legendary computer gamer with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever. Assmonkey is said to be invincible and is feared like no other in the computer gaming world.
by Bob~N~Donnie December 13, 2008
Get the assmonkeymug. A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004
Get the assmonkeymug. A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.
That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
by Lesberita June 24, 2008
Get the assmonkeymug.