A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
by Mattmangold469 March 4, 2004
A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.
That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
by Lesberita June 24, 2008
by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy September 18, 2008
an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
by Tardo September 29, 2003
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
by Tracy White June 27, 2003
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