assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

assmungle

To work on tasks that seem important but truly are not.

I just worked 8 hours today working on this assmungle of stuff and never got anywhere.

by brentspore February 3, 2018

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking

"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"

by Beth G. November 13, 2007

ass mongler

one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring

Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler

by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 10, 2008

assmongrels

1. (interj.) A term used to describe immense displeasure.

2. (v.) A medical term referring to the infusion of incongruous ass cheeks onto one's face to replace dead facial tissue caused by pyrolysis.

3. (n.) Derogatory term for one who's facial features resemble the buttocks.

Assmongrels(1), my son's assmongrelling(2) was a complete failure! Now he really looks like an assmongrel(3).

by Richard Z. Crimiton, M.D. July 7, 2004

assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007