assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

by Flamin Spaz November 9, 2012

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

assmeat

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

by trephine December 27, 2002

assman

a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.

Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.

by Telatragas4real. February 25, 2023

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004