Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

assmosphere

The amount of available ass worthy of pursuit in any situation

"Dude, look at all these chicks, and they're all available, this party has great assmosphere"

by Ham dogg August 29, 2007

assmilkyballs

When the giz in one's ass drains out and smothers one's balls.

Dude I was bangin my GF in the ass, and she gave me assmilkyballs!

by Tom-Paul February 16, 2008

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

by El Diablo February 17, 2004