Assdickery

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.

Thats pure assdickery.

by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

asshaberdashery

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

by ntext.net August 23, 2006

asskickery

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

by vick jack November 5, 2004

Assjacket

Similar to the idiom, "Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve" but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an asshole you are.

Cal: Yeah, so I punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
Rudi: It was his birthday, assjacket.

by Master Clean January 19, 2006

Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

by S. Prime March 24, 2009

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004