Assgold

A stuckup Jew that only cares about his Kesive (Money in Hebrew):

Bernie Madoff is such an Assgold

by RBMyanxfan January 9, 2011

Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

Assgole

Someone who wants to call someone a asshole using a keyboard but pressers g instead of h but doesn't care because it's even funnier.

"Your such a assgole, ...lol assgole!, god thats funny"

by jen_r July 1, 2009

assglob

a fatass

get off the couch and go excercise, assglob

by thejake85 April 24, 2003

Assgore

1)Undertale character
2)When ass gets violated

Assgore demonstrated assgore to crowd.

by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

assoblutely

1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.

1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!

2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!

by RX777 March 3, 2011