assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

assgoblin

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

by MPC October 25, 2003

assgoblin

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

assgoblin

Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.

Quiksilvr2186 - assgoblin screenname

by I am hung like a gerbil. July 10, 2004

assgoblin

noun- a person who is butt ass ugly

Man, that bitch is a damn assgoblin.

by blake scott October 9, 2003

assgoblin

someone who gets all up in dat ass like a goblin an shit!

Dam nigga i saw you all up ons that ass like you wuz a freakin assgoblin!

by Silas Dagwood March 5, 2005