Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017

assluber

Assluber is when u put a lot of lube in ur butt for some sexy pounding

Yeah I am a assluber what about you?

by Abbey❤️ June 20, 2021

Assumer

A person who assumes

Oh you're gonna assume now you assumer?

by RetardedRuby April 24, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

asscunter

Straight up bitch that is an asshole and a cunt

Female Bully: Men are bad, they are fucked with your prostitute.
Me: What the fuck do you mean?
Female Bully: Oh, fuck off you dickhole!
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! HEAR ME? YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! PERIOD!

by THATBASTARDGARY1234 July 3, 2024

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011