asscunt

A bitchy bully who degrades you and does not help you at all . Motherfucking asscunt.

Like this girl: Katie Akulova

Katie is an asscunt

by killlakillasscunts July 8, 2018

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

Asscunt

An error placed in typically proprietary software code that should never be seen by the user. Typically whenever a user sees this error, bad things happen.

Greg just got an asscunt from the server.

by Biggs Driut January 28, 2004

Assident

When you do something to piss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.

*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)

by Chissie May 12, 2010

assident

A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.

As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:

Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".

by Davey C. January 5, 2008

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009