Asscort

An escort, from the west coast (Arizona, Nevada, California ect.) and/or an escort that has minimum of 1 of the following characteristics
- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)

-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional

person A: im going to Arizona to party

person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts

person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts

by Dop3matt3r_ March 21, 2023

Assconsin

Derogatory word for the state of Wisconsin.

"You coming to Milwaukee this weekend?"
"No, I won't step foot in Assconsin again."

by massivejugs October 12, 2011

asscore

Badass+hardcore=asscore
It is synomous to adjectives such as cool and sweet.

Some Guy: Dude, the band Funeral Moon is asscore
Some other guy: Indeed brother

by Jonas Hill November 26, 2007

asscon

An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.

Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.

by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003

assicorn

An assicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an penis on its head instead of a horn. The assicorn is a unicorn with an ass on its head.

Yesterday John wouldnt stop touching my tits, he is such an assicorn.

by Bob Rodriguez October 11, 2007

assornot

When you put your hands down her pants and you cannot tell your finger is in her ass or not

I don’t know I was just didn’t know it all the sudden. I was my finger in there and I didn’t know whether her assornot

by LeoSin February 17, 2023