Jewy Asskisser

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).

Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.

by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008

asspiss

Violent watery excretia, brought upon by binge drinking.

1> "So Dan, how was your shit?"
2> "To be honest, it was a bit of an ass-piss."
1> ...

by Drakien March 6, 2003

asskisser

Jeff Kreinbrook

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top

by skinser September 24, 2003

asskisser

A person who kisses peoples asses

the bitch kissed my ass

by fuck off May 24, 2003

assbiscuit

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and shitmuffin.

Who's a cute little assbiscuit? You are! Yes you are!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

Asspiss

Asspiss 1)Pissing in a chick's ass.

Asspissing can be a great suprise if you have the self control neccessary a chick who digs anal!

by M.R. March 21, 2003

Asspiss

1) Warm beer
2) When one person urinates in another persons butt and, well, you know...

"Dude, this is asspiss."
"Yeah, I'll be making some of that tonight."
"God your sick."

by _DV April 1, 2003