Total annihilation(colloquially, "analilation") of the ass of your fresh, young boyfriend on the second date. Typical action of your average 42-year-old boyshark.
Dammmmmn, when Phatdaddy flew me out to see him last weekend, he got all up in my tailpipe with Superchode. It was like the Boston Assacre.
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That very specific and most cruel type of genocide, one where you systematically kill your own people, without letting up, but only those of the ethnicity that you wish to eradicate.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021
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"My state senator sucks but she always gets Assad margins in the general because the district is so blue."
by techn1ciaN December 31, 2022
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by Brian Carter November 18, 2007
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Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
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