ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

by Guadalupay November 20, 2021

ASP

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

by Stephen` December 14, 2004

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 15, 2002

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 February 01, 2008

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

by Ferreson February 26, 2004

asp

Ambivalent or Ambiguous about their Sexual Preference.

I can't tell if he's gay or straight. He's so ASP.

by ChristineNYC April 27, 2006

asp

ASP stands for Active Server Page.

by tekmaven October 20, 2003